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Name: Kelton
Country: United States
State: Washington
Metro: Puyallup
Birthday: 8/14/1988
Gender: Male


Interests: Classic Rock: Boston, AC/DC, Led Zeplin, Alman Brothers, Lynard Skynard... Anything Jeep, G-unit, Firearms, Driving through puddles of all shapes and sizes, Driving over sidewalks, Doing donuts in the mud, Watching Spike TV, hangin' with my hommies, Shooting sasquatches with water, NASCAR, NHRA
Expertise: Trail Offroading, Hunting, Illustration, Cartooning, Laughing, Feeling depressed, Procrastination, Getting in cussing matches with teachers, Eying chicks....and getting cuaght, Bluffing at "Go Fish", Pissing off people I don't like, Being brutally honest, Theft, Lying
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Member Since: 4/27/2005

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Saturday, July 02, 2005

I need to find me a mudhole. Anybody who is interested in accompanying me on my quest, leave me a comment. Happy Trails people.

-kelton-


So does somebody feel like saving me from my "home" and taking me to do something fun. I am suffocating and dying here, i get to have 0 fun, and my parents get jealous when family members try to show me fun, becuase they feel like they are trying to steal me from them. I feel sorry for my parents in a way, but i need to have some fun while i am young, and i am missing out on my life. Save me please, if you do, i will forever be endebted to you. I think i have more to write but i don't know what it is, other than telling everybody that i have commited a high crime by washing my jeep today.....who would have thought that mud had sentimental value....YOU WOULDN'T unless you had met a jeeper. Well you know me, so there you go....MUD HAS SENTIMENTAL VALUE, AND IT IS SAD TO SEE IT GO WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE IN LIFE TO MAKE YOU SMILE MUD A JEEP AND MUD! (and being mauled by your dog everyday).

So i may add more later, but i hope that you all are having more fun than me right now. Goodbye.

-kelton-


Wednesday, June 29, 2005

 

 

 


Tuesday, June 28, 2005

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Sunday, June 26, 2005

So yesterday i went down to Eatonville fore the Faithwheelers Off Road Obstacle Course. I stayed for about four hours and gathered more mud than i have seen in my entire life on my jeep. I participated in the mud bog, and damn near got stuck and needed a tow out, but i didn't...thank god. then i did the trail run, and after that i watched the pro rock crawlers and mud boggers tear it up. PRETTY DAMN SWEET!!!!!
I think that other than me participating in the event, there were only two other things that were pretty funny. The first is that one of the rock crawlin' buggies that was coming down a pile of boulders about the size of my house, blew out the radiator hose on the way down, and sent a huge cloud of steam skyward. Then after that, a Bronco from "Broke Bastards Off Road" went on his fourth mud run, and in the middle of the run, he hit a fucking huge hole, and his subwoofer that was in the back bounced up and blew out his rear window. Then the glass sunk in the mud, and his woofer almost bounced right out the back of his truck.
one thing i must add is that all of the jeeps, with the exception of one, made it down all mud runs without becoming stuck. JEEP PRIDE BITCHES!!!!!

To give an idea of the volume of mud on my jeep.....the bumper has accumulated about a one inch pile of dry mud on it's entire length, and i can't see out of the bottom half of my side windows in the back. Then today i drove down to silver lake and did some fishing with my dad. That wasn't too much fun, i only went down after he called me and told me to come down so that he had somebody there to help him load our boat back onto the trailer...he said that he realized he couldn't do it himself. But even with me there, he still looked pretty damn funny trying to get it back onto the trailer.

So that is all i have the energy to write about, in fact, i don't think that there is anything else to write about. So anyway, i will write later, peace out.

-kelton-



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